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The deal

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Translation by the author

Alex, a struggling playwright, contemplates abandoning his theatrical career as his comedies fail to garner interest. Just as he contemplates a shift to a more conventional job, a renowned Parisian producer contacts him, expressing eagerness to stage his latest play. It’s a golden opportunity for Alex to finally gain recognition. The producer plans to visit soon for him to sign an exclusivity contract.
However, this unexpected phone call is immediately followed by another. Fred, Alex’s friend who already holds the rights to the play, informs him that he is finally going to stage it. He has invested all his savings in renting a small theatre.
How can Alex delicately navigate the situation, persuading his amiable but less successful friend to abandon the project without it appearing as a betrayal to their longstanding friendship?


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Backstage Comedy

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

10 to 13 characters actors or actresses

Just before the opening curtain of the premiere, the actors go through one final rehearsal. However, an unforeseen incident jeopardizes the start of the show. A cheerful farce about the small world of the theatre…


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In flagrante delirium

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

6 actors or actresses
All roles can be played interchangeably by men or women.

A corpse in a sauna and a plagiarism case… Captain Dupont is assigned to an investigation that appears to be linked to a state affair. Unless it’s all just theatre…


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Ménage à Trois (english)

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Translation by the author

3 characters : 2 men and 1 woman

When three people live in a two-room apartment, it means there’s one too many. But who?


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Memoirs of a suitcase

A sketch comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

From 2 to 20 actors or actresses

If an old suitcase could speak, it might have some funny stories to tell…


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The Suitcase, or the Theatre of Every Departure

In Des valises sous les yeux, fifteen sketches are brought together around a single motif: departure. The characters are preparing to travel, to leave someone, to change their lives or, sometimes, to leave existence altogether. The suitcase signals that movement is imminent, yet its destination often remains uncertain. It may contain a traveller’s belongings, the remnants of a life, or simply the desire to see what lies elsewhere. Each scene thus captures a moment of transition, when one is still hesitating between staying and leaving.

The writing makes virtuoso use of all the expressions associated with travel: packing one’s bags, carrying too much baggage, taking flight or making the final leap. An ordinary phrase is taken literally, then pushed towards the absurd through a succession of shifts and misunderstandings. The dialogues seem to go round in circles, yet every detour moves the situation forward. An innocuous conversation about a suitcase, a journey or a separation gradually opens onto more unexpected questions. The comedy lies less in the event itself than in the characters’ inability to agree on the meaning of words and on the reality those words are supposed to describe.

Beneath this lightness, the collection develops a bittersweet meditation on what it means to leave. Travel may represent a promise of freedom, but also exile, separation, old age or death. Some characters dream of an elsewhere about which they know nothing; others discover that, at the end of a lifetime, everything they own fits into a modest suitcase. The object then becomes a metaphor for the baggage each of us carries: a few memories, some habits, regrets and the fragile hope of a second chance. Even the final departure is subjected to administrative procedures, commercial logic and linguistic mishaps, as though society were trying to make the unknown as ordinary as a package holiday.

Finally, the suitcase is a profoundly theatrical prop. Easy to move and immediately evocative, it is enough to suggest a railway station, an abandoned home, a prison or the edge of an abyss. With a cast ranging flexibly from two to thirty performers, a handful of actors can successively inhabit a multitude of lives. The first sketch shows characters ready to leave the stage because there is no audience; the last turns an investigation into a firework display of theatrical references before one final exit. Between these two moments, the play appears as a succession of entrances and departures. For living, like acting, may simply consist in occupying the stage for a while before picking up one’s suitcase and making room for those who come next.

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One small step for a woman, one giant leap backward for Mankind

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Translation by the author

A couple of astronauts are on their way to Mars with the intention of establishing a colony and laying the foundations for a new, more humanistic humanity. Following a mysterious accident, this space journey turns into a voyage through time. Between a dystopian future and a past carrying the seeds of impending disasters, it may be tempting to want to rewrite history… and perhaps even the Bible!


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Christmas Eve at the police station

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

6 to 10 actors or actresses
All roles can be played interchangeably by men or women.
One actor or actress can portrayed several roles.

On Christmas night, two inspectors are on duty, accompanied only by some lost souls no one is waiting for at home. That’s when the Minister of the Interior shows up at their police station to pay tribute to the dedication of law enforcement. Obviously, nothing will go as planned…


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Like a fish in the air

Monologues by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

Poetic, psychoanalytic, and humorous monologues

Without delving into philosophy or reclining on a psychoanalyst’s couch, during moments of idleness or sleepless nights, we all contemplate the meaning of life. Well, at least the meaning of our own lives. We ask ourselves small questions without substantial answers. Or even big questions without a tiny hint of an answer. Unless the daily routine suddenly derails, sending us, dizzy, to the edge of the unfathomable abyss of meaning. A troubled depth can then surface, revealing, amidst the waves, like a sea monster, a one-way street… which constitutes the tragicosmic essence of our everyday existences. A comical dive into the depths of our superficial lives…


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The Comic Vertigo of Being Alive

Like a fish in the air brings together twenty-three monologues in which an apparently ordinary individual tries to understand what they are doing there — on stage as much as in life. A sleepless night, a car journey, a session with a therapist, a conversation about love or a simple travel memory is enough to trigger a train of thought that quickly moves far beyond its starting point. The aim is not to provide philosophical answers, but to give voice to a mind in motion, searching for meaning while doubting that any meaning may truly exist.

The writing moves through associations of ideas, shifts in meaning and unexpected connections. A familiar expression is taken literally, an everyday anecdote suddenly opens onto infinity, then a joke abruptly brings thought back down to its most trivial level. Housework leads to a political theory, a snow globe becomes a miniature model of the universe, and a projector breakdown turns into a metaphor for existence. This digressive thinking always seems on the verge of losing the thread, yet its detours gradually reveal a hidden coherence. The comedy arises precisely from this constant movement between the trivial and the metaphysical.

Behind the humour lies a persistent unease: how can one inhabit a world to which one never feels entirely suited? The title twists the expression “like a fish in water” to suggest a being deprived of its natural element, condemned to search for the air that will allow it to breathe. The monologues thus explore identity, ageing, love, loneliness, death, God, social inequality and memory. Travel occupies a central place, yet rarely leads towards a certain destination. One drives in order to delay arrival, crosses the world only to miss an appointment, or tries to return to an origin that may exist only in the story one tells oneself about it.

The monologue form turns the audience into a silent partner. Depending on the text, it becomes a psychoanalyst, a hitchhiker, a classroom of pupils, an assembly of citizens or simply a confidant. Solitary speech thus takes on the paradoxical form of a dialogue: the character questions the audience, anticipates their reactions and uses their silence to set their own thoughts in motion again. The final text gives the collection a more intimate resonance by turning writing into a homeland and the return to oneself into an odyssey. Beginning with the fear of being nobody, the speaker eventually comes to recognise themselves as “the author of their own days”. Between these two points, Comme un poisson dans l’air transforms existential disarray into theatrical material: a way of laughing at the absurd in order, somehow, to keep breathing.

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Open Letters

A sketch comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

Many different characters (males or females)

In the lobby of a building, between the mailboxes and the entry code panel,
strange characters cross paths without always understanding each other…


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The Entrance Hall, a Crossroads of Solitude

In the entrance hall of an apartment building, residents, visitors, postal workers and strangers cross paths around the letterboxes, the entry code and the bins. Across twelve self-contained yet subtly connected scenes, ordinary incidents — a forgotten code, a mislaid letter, a suspicious parcel or a neighbour mistaken for someone else — give rise to increasingly unusual situations. The entrance hall becomes an in-between space where everyone passes through without ever really knowing the people who live only a few metres away.

The play is built on a precise mechanism of entrances, exits and chance encounters. Objects provide links between the sketches, while certain characters or events reappear in the background, giving the building an unseen life of its own. The highly flexible casting allows several performers to play different residents in succession: this game of transformation strengthens the impression of a small society in which the individuals change, while the same fears, desires and misunderstandings keep recurring.

Paradoxically, a place designed to facilitate the movement of people and messages becomes one where nothing ever quite reaches its destination. One letter is delivered thirty years too late, another is addressed to a dead man, a piece of mail ends up in the wrong box and an innocent parcel becomes a threat. Communication itself breaks down: caution turns into suspicion, curiosity into intrusion and politeness into conflict. The comedy grows out of this everyday logic pushed to the point of absurdity, often tinged with black humour.

Through this apartment building, the play offers a satirical portrait of urban loneliness. The characters live close to one another, yet only encounter each other through fragments, prejudices or mistaken interpretations. The final sketch broadens this reflection: the letter becomes the fragile trace left behind by those who merely pass through. Beneath the succession of comic situations emerges a more melancholy question about what remains of our lives once the messages, the memories and even their recipients have disappeared.

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Lost time chronicles

A sketch comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

Many different characters (males or females)

A sketch comedy about time, life, death, love, and the eternal cycle…


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In Praise of Wasted Time

Framed by an enigmatic awakening and an epilogue that symbolically restores the setting to its original state, the play brings together twenty-five sketches exploring our relationship with time. Couples, strangers, travellers, elderly people and even the last representatives of humanity meet, wait, remember or contemplate their own disappearance. Each scene captures a particular moment of existence, from the birth of desire to the end of the world.

The collection does not rely on a continuous plot, but on a series of variations and echoes. Characters, names and recurring motifs return: Babac the raven, journeys, clocks, memory, first dates and final moments. Time therefore does not move in a straight line. It circles back, falls out of sync, fades away and begins again, mirroring the performance itself, which ends with the promise of another show to come.

The comic mechanism often consists in transplanting a familiar situation into an unexpected universe. An interplanetary journey is booked like a package holiday, the Earth is put up for sale like a piece of property, a speed limit penalises drivers for going too slowly, and a clock becomes a mysterious archaeological relic. The reasoning follows a rigorous logic all the way to absurdity, while the great metaphysical questions are brought back down to the most trivial everyday concerns.

Beneath this fantasy lies a more melancholy reflection on memory, ageing and disappearance. The characters try to hold on to a love, a memory or just a few more minutes, yet they can only know that a moment was the last once it has already passed. Theatre then becomes a metaphor for existence: everyone comes on stage without knowing their role, spends a few moments in the light, then disappears into darkness. But unlike life, a performance can always begin again, as though lost time itself could be replayed.

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