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Sidewalk Chronicles

A sketch comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

Many different characters (males or females)

On the sidewalk of a street, strange stories unfold…


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The Pavement, an Open Stage for Social Comedy

On the same stretch of pavement, passers-by, schoolgirls, sex workers, homeless people, protesters, street sweepers, and even a banker and his cleaner cross paths. Across fourteen sketches, each encounter begins with an ordinary situation before tipping into misunderstanding, reversal or absurdity. The single setting and flexible casting thus turn the street into an open stage on which an entire human comedy passes by.

The scenes remain self-contained, but certain places, numbers and characters reappear discreetly. The fortune teller, the lottery, the number 13 and lost property create an underlying continuity between stories that initially seem unrelated. This construction gives the collection the unity of an imaginary neighbourhood, populated by people who live side by side without always recognising one another. The fact that the same actor can play several roles reinforces this sense of a constantly changing humanity in which the same patterns of behaviour keep resurfacing.

Much of the comedy is driven by language. Expressions such as “man in the street”, “to be on the street”, “sweep your own doorstep” or “go to the end of the street” are taken literally and become the starting point for reasoning that is perfectly logical but pushed to the point of absurdity. These verbal games are accompanied by constant reversals: adults become children’s pets, a bankrupt financial adviser tries to sell a new business venture to one of his former victims, while protesters themselves no longer know what cause they are defending.

Beneath the fantasy lies a darker social satire. The pavement theoretically belongs to everyone, but not everyone occupies the same place on it: the wealthy indulge in nostalgia without noticing the homeless person beside them, the banker uses the economic crisis as an excuse to exploit his cleaner even further, and the excluded gradually become invisible. The final sketch gives this disappearance a literal form by bringing together characters whom no one can see, hear or smell. The street then becomes a metaphor for the social world, but also for theatre itself: a place where to exist means, first and foremost, managing to be seen and heard.

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Neighbours’ Day

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

14 characters : 3M/11F, 4M/10F, 5M/9F, 6M/8F, 7M/7F, 8M/6F, 9M/5F

Alex has just inherited a splendid apartment in the upscale neighbourhoods of Paris from an old aunt whose existence he was unaware of. He takes a tour of the property with his friend Clara. However, family secrets are like corpses; they always end up resurfacing…


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Family portrait

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Translation by the author

Two brothers and two sisters who rarely see each other reunite one last time in the family vacation home to sell it after the death of their mother. However, the issues they need to resolve are not only financial…


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Gay friendly (english)

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Translation by the author

A bag full of banknotes can help to provide a lavish gay wedding for one’s son. However, ill-gotten gains never bring lasting benefits…


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Special dedication

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

12 actors : 7M/5F – 6M/6F – 5M/7F – 4M/8F

In a small bookstore, a book signing event is being prepared. Charles has finally decided to publish his first novel. Everything suggests that it won’t be a bestseller. But in the era of the internet, a miracle is always possible…


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Back in the spotlight

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Translation by the author

You all know that famous website facilitating the reunion with long-lost schoolmates… Unfortunately, nostalgia nights can also turn into nightmares. Having invited over to his place two of his « best buddies » from high school whom he hasn’t seen since graduation, a friendly loser triggers their unexpected reunion with a girl who has some unresolved issues with them…


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When a Reunion Turns into a Reckoning…

Fifteen years after leaving school, Nicolas brings together Antoine and Vincent, two former classmates he has barely seen since. An actor whose career has never really taken off, he wants to persuade them to revive a play they wrote as teenagers but never finished because it was never performed. To complete the cast, he has also tracked down Brigitte, the only girl in their class, who mysteriously disappeared before the final exams. What was meant to be a nostalgic reunion soon brings back a past far less innocent than the three men’s fond memories had suggested.

The play is built around a highly theatrical mechanism of lies, assumed roles and truths gradually brought to light. Nicolas stages his own impending death in order to force his old friends to perform with him again; Brigitte, for her part, first invents a prestigious career and then raises the possibility of an unexpected paternity in order to confront Antoine and Vincent with the people they once were. Each character thus becomes an actor in front of the others, at the very moment when they claim to be reconnecting with a time when they all dreamed of becoming actors.

Beneath the conventions of boulevard comedy and the accumulation of misunderstandings, the play takes a sharper look at nostalgia. The famous “good old days” gradually appear as a convenient reconstruction: what the boys remember as harmless teenage jokes remains, for Brigitte, the humiliating memory of a young woman they took advantage of without ever trying to know her. Her return reverses the balance of power and turns the friendly reunion into a settling of scores, without the play ever ceasing to exploit the bad faith and cowardice of each character for comic effect.

This constant movement between fiction and reality gives the play its true coherence. The characters lie in order to make others perform, then eventually agree to go back on stage together; and just when every deception seems to have been exposed, the fake tragedy invented by Nicolas suddenly threatens to become real. The ending thus pushes the play’s central principle to its limit: after playing with reality for so long, the characters are no longer quite sure where the performance ends.

 

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A hell of a night

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Translation by the author

Laziness, greed, envy, lust, pride, anger, intemperance… How, over the course of a single evening, without even leaving one’s home, to commit the seven deadly sins… without ending up in hell


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Just like a Christmas movie

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

9, 10 or 11 characters (males and/or females)

For 9 actors: 5M/4F or 5M/5F
For 10 actors: 6M/4F or 5M/5F or 4M/6F
For 11 actors: 7M/4F or 6M/5F or 5M/6F or 4M/7F

Kimberley inherits her grandmother’s renowned cookie recipe. On Christmas Eve, alongside her best friend Jennifer, Kimberley is on the verge of launching a tearoom at the base of the building where Granny Maggie lived. This endeavour is deeply meaningful to her, and she has poured all her savings into it. However, a ruthless real estate developer is determined to acquire her shop, demolish the building, and replace it with a luxury residence. Can Kimberley overcome these challenges and finally find love? A true Christmas movie plot… but worse.


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Blowing Up the Christmas TV-Movie Stereotypes from Within

In Beauconville, Kimberley turns the flat she inherited from her grandmother into a tearoom where she plans to sell Mamy Yoyo’s famous cookies. Everything seems perfectly set up for a classic Christmas TV movie: a small business under threat, a ruthless property developer, a disappointing fiancé and the return of an old school friend who has grown into a charming architect. But the romantic plot quickly goes off the rails: accidental drug trafficking, sabotage, betrayal, family secrets and suspicions of murder send the fairy tale spiralling into an increasingly extravagant crime comedy.

The play draws much of its comic force from the collision between the genre’s reassuring conventions and the sheer triviality of what actually happens. The characters are instantly recognisable archetypes, providential coincidences pile up, and every twist arrives with the artificial inevitability of a ready-made script. Yet these clichés are systematically contaminated by black humour, vulgarity, sexual innuendo and absurdity. The kindly grandmother becomes a murder victim, the family cookies turn into space cakes, and the Christmas miracle ultimately takes the form of a ghost under a sheet.

Beneath the parody lies a broader satire. The little tearoom has to resist property speculation and the arrival of a “Starfucks”, while the bank, the accountant and the developer’s political connections turn out to be the real powers driving the story. Even the values traditionally celebrated by Christmas TV movies — family, love and personal fulfilment — are tainted by self-interest, lies and social vanity. Kimberley’s entrepreneurial dream therefore seems less threatened by fate than by a system in which everything can be bought, falsified or destroyed.

The writing fully embraces its theatricality: a confectionery-box set, constant entrances and exits, fast-paced dialogue, a comic police duo, parody slow motion, deliberately crude special effects and a ghostly apparition all offer rich opportunities for performance. Flexible casting encourages a genuine ensemble dynamic, but the success of the production depends above all on maintaining a precise balance between sincere romantic sentiment and ironic distance. By literally blowing up the set at the very moment when happiness is supposed to triumph, Comme un téléfilm de Noël… en pire ! pushes the logic of the genre all the way to its gleeful collapse.

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A brief moment of eternity

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Translation by the author

3 characters : 2 men and 1 woman

Peter, a dedicated researcher, stumbles upon the formula for eternal life. Faced with the potential unforeseen consequences, he contemplates keeping the discovery a secret. Yet, his wife, longing for perpetual youth, and her lover, desiring immortality, are unwilling to make such a sacrifice.


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Not even dead

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Translation by the author

Lying on a hospital bed, a man, having lost his memory due to a life-saving surgery, encounters a parade of the women from his past whom he can no longer remember. Could one of them be the love of his life?


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