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Bed & Breakfast

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Translation by the author

Seeking to escape the stress of Parisian life, Adam and Eve moved to an old farmhouse where they set up a bed and breakfast, to break the isolation and make ends meet. But their first couple of guests arrive, and they will soon discover that in this little corner of paradise, hell is other people…


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A cuckoo’s nest

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

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An aging novelist on the brink of suicide is visited by a young woman who claims to have lost her cat. A visit that will change his life…


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New Year’s Eve at the Morgue

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Translation by the author

On New Year’s Eve, a man is on duty at the Forensic Institute. One hour before midnight, a woman appears in front of him, covered only by a sheet. She doesn’t know who she is or where she comes from. And what was shaping up to be a deadly dull New Year’s Eve at the morgue turns out to be full of surprises… A comedy with multiple twists and turns, absurdly romantic and darkly humorous.


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The window across the courtyard

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

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An aging novelist on the brink of suicide is visited by a young woman who claims to have lost her cat. A visit that will change his life…


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The perfect son-in-law

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Translation by the author

When you abandoned your fiancée a year ago, just days before the wedding, leaving only a post-it note on the refrigerator as an explanation, you better never come back…

A pure sitcom based on highly characterized characters facing an extraordinary situation that will precisely reveal the comedic aspects of each individual’s personality, mainly through their flaws and cowardice.


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Four stars

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Translation by the author

Four passengers who have nothing in common are participating in a tourist trip in space. The cohabitation is going more or less smoothly until the control tower announces to them that due to an oxygen leak, they will have to be evacuated urgently. The problem is: there won’t be enough air for everyone. One of them must sacrifice themselves, otherwise they will all perish. They have one hour to find the one who will show « The Right Stuff ».


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A simple business dinner

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by Anne-Christine Gasc

A CEO invites a minister to dinner with the aim of getting him to sign a large contract, and hires an escort to help seal the deal. But the escort in question is filling in for a friend who led her to believe it was just a well-paid catering job. She expects to be handing out appetizers, only to find out she’s on the menu. Naturally, nothing will go according to plan…


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Lovestruck at Swindlemore Hall

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by Anne-Christine Gasc

Desperate to regain some of her family’s lost prestige, Baroness Swindlemore von Hustlestein is in search of a rich and easily pleased suitor for her daughter, who isn’t much to look at. She thinks she has found the perfect candidate …

A comedy aimed at ridiculing the importance given in our society to the appearance of respectability and wealth. The comedic principle here is based on an unexpected reversal, with the scammers ultimately getting scammed by their presumed victims. To quote Shakespeare: « hoist with his own petard. »


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Crisis and Punishment

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by Anne-Christine Gasc


An actor ‘in between jobs’ finds work with a bank on the verge of bankruptcy, only to discover he is to be an actual scapegoat. But the nightmare is only beginning…

This comedy is primarily intended to denounce the excesses of the capitalist system, particularly in its financial dimension, as it crushes the majority of individuals to serve the interests of a few. This social critique takes on a comedic dimension here, also blurring the boundaries: does this story unfold in the « reality » of this theatrical fiction, or is it merely the projection of the main character’s nightmare, asleep at his desk on stage? To quote Calderón: « Life is a dream. » And for some, unfortunately, it can even be a nightmare.


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The text of this play is also available in French and in Spanish.

 

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Cheaters

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by Alexandra Tomko

Since his first novel was published and won the Goncourt Prize, Alexander has enjoyed a reputation as a successful author, and is reaping the benefits. He is expected at the Ministry of Culture to be awarded with the insignia of Knight of Arts and Letters. Then, he receives a visit from a stranger who could jeopardize his success…

Victim of plagiarism a few years ago, I personally experienced the agony that an author goes through when his work is taken away by an imposter. After successfully convicting the plagiarist in court, as a form of « therapy, » I decided to turn this unfortunate experience into the subject of a play. However, a theatrical work cannot simply be a complaint, an indictment, or a settling of scores. Following the famous principle of resilience, the goal was to rise above it and convey a more universal message. Refusing to be seen as a victim, I choose the path of comedy to paint a fierce picture of the literary world, with its petty vanities and grand deceptions. If, as Shakespeare said, all the world’s a stage and we each play different roles, are we not all impostors?


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