English

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Translation by the author

The time has come for Diana to introduce Khalid, her fiancé, to her parents. Annoyed by the patronizing attitude of his future in-laws, who appear excessively proud of their French lineage tracing back to the Middle Ages, Khalid teasingly challenges Diana to validate the authenticity of her ethnic heritage with a DNA test. The astonishing results of this test will set in motion a cascade of unforeseen events…

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A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Translation by the author

This version has been written for 3 man and 3 women but several roles can be played by men or women. Other possible castings for this play include: 5M/1W, 4M/2W, 3M/3W, 2M/4W, 1M/5W

As the presidential election approaches, a party plummeting in the polls selects a designated fool to represent them, taking on the responsibility for the impending disaster. Simultaneously, they secretly promote an outsider candidate for their supporters to rally behind after their victory. However, the fool turns out to be unpredictable… and so do the voters.

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A sketch comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

Many different characters (males or females)

Sketches… to die of laughter.

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A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

Up to 24 actors (males or females)

In a café across the street from a hospital, a decidedly odd landlord serves and observes the fate of his customers looking for hearts to steal… for a transplant or even a relationship.

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A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

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8 actors : 4 males and 4 females

Set during prehistoric times that might well be yet to come, Newanderthals and Bohosapiens live together in perfect harmony. But two human species… isn’t that at least one too many?

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A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

7 actors : 1M/6W, 2M/5W, 3M/4W

Six mysterious characters are stranded on an island due to a ferry strike. They all have a good reason to want to return to the mainland as soon as possible. They board a fishing boat operated by an improvised smuggler. But the price to pay for this crossing will be higher than expected… A humorous fable about the flaws of our society.

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A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

8 actors : 3M/5F, 4M/4F
9 actors : 3M/6F, 4M/5F, 5M/4F
10 actors : 3M/7F, 4M/6F, 5M/5F, 6M/4F

Following a hearse accident, the arrival in a typical French café of a coffin, which turns out to contain a winning lottery ticket, provides the pretext for a highly spirited comedy.

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A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

7 actors : 1M/6W, 2M/5W, 3M/4W, 4M/3W
8 actors : 1M/7W, 2M/6W, 3M/5W, 4M/4W, 5M/3W
9 actors : 2M/7W, 3M/6W, 4M/5W, 5M/4W, 6M/3W
10 actors : 2M/8W, 3M/7W, 4M/6W, 5M/5W, 6M/4W, 7M/3W

Following a hearse accident, the arrival in a typical French café of a coffin, which turns out to contain a winning lottery ticket, provides the pretext for a highly spirited comedy.

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A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Translation by the author

Peter and Mary were strangers until their cruise ship, the Costa Mucho, was shipwrecked. After washing up on a deserted island, they realise that, as the lone survivors, they must overcome their differences in order to survive. Life is a shipwreck … and the afterlife is an offshore tax haven.

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