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A Skeleton in the Closet

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Translation by the author

James and Emma are about to sell their house to some friends before heading abroad to start a new life. However, just after the sales agreement is signed, they discover a hitch—a significant one that could jeopardise the transaction.


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The Tourists

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

Translation by the author

Two tourists arrive at the villa they rented for their holidays in a Maghreb country, which was on special offer after its recent revolution. However, the house is already occupied by another couple…


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Enough is enough !

A sketch comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

From 2 to 30 actors or actresses

A comedy made up of sketches that humorously tackle ever-relevant topics, starting from this tragicomic observation: when we stay still for too long, we eventually find ourselves somewhere else without realising it, because the world around us has changed…


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Offside

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

7 actors or actresses
2M/5F, 3M/4F, 4M/3F, 5M/2F

In the only bar of a village emptied by rural exodus, the two owners and their few remaining customers create fake news stories to escape their bleak fate—some of which could become self-fulfilling prophecies.


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Blue Flamingos

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

12 actors : 6M/6F 

The season begins poorly for Robert and Fanny, who have just opened a hotel called « The Flamingos » in the French village of Saintes Maries de la Mer. A strike causes a fuel shortage, leading to numerous cancellations. To save their hotel from bankruptcy, they must persuade the few stranded travellers to extend their stay and attract new guests. Luckily, the Camargue and its residents have plenty of charm, and the receptionist has a few tricks up her sleeve. This comedy is an irreverent homage to the this mythical French region: the Camargue.


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At the bar counter

A sketch comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

From 2 to 18 actors or actresses

At the counter, at the time for taking stock, a woman claiming to be an author shares significant moments of her life with the bar owner. These fanciful tales come to life on stage in the bar’s room.


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Music does not always soothe the savage beasts

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

14 to 17 actors or actresses

14 actors: 9M/5F, 8M/6F, 7M/7F, 6M/8F
15 actors: 10M/5F, 9M/6F, 8M/7F, 7M/8F, 6M/9F
16 actors: 11M/5F, 10M/6F, 9M/7F, 8M/8F, 7M/9F
17 actors: 11M/6F, 10M/7F, 9M/8F, 8M/9F, 7M/10F, 6M/11F

Mr. and Mrs. Camembert have just bought the dilapidated castle of Moulinrouge, and they have invited the local high society for a dinner concert. They hope this will gain them admission as members of the town’s highly exclusive Philanthropic Club. But soon, the pianist’s head appears floating in the pool. And to think we’re barely at the appetisers..


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The President’s draw

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

6 to 10 actors or actresses
Except for one role that is necessarily male, all others can be either male or female

In the only bar of a village emptied by rural exodus, the two owners and their few remaining customers create fake news stories to escape their bleak fate—some of which could become self-fulfilling prophecies.


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Happy Dogs Tragicomic Monologue

Tragicomic Monologue by Jean-Pierre Martinez

English translation by the author

A man who lost his identification papers due to a simple misunderstanding sets off on a journey to reclaim his identity, but eventually resigns himself to becoming someone else. This short first-person narrative is tragically humorous and can be staged as a theatrical monologue.


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The Pyramids

A comedy by Jean-Pierre Martinez

4 characters (males or females)
Translation by the author

In a mysterious, enclosed setting—perhaps a madhouse, or maybe the theatre of the world—a few outcasts who have lost their Faith are being held. Not just Faith in God, but also belief in the principles upon which our society is built. What if the creator himself no longer believed in his creation? These skeptics must be re-motivated before their contagious scepticism triggers the collapse of the entire system.


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